This is not a liberal post

In honor of my Ferret Friend, and at risk of driving traffic to a site filled with misinformation, I present to you a selection from the "Liberal Dictionary." A preview for those who prefer not to click through:

• Public Interest- A liberal cause.
  
• Special Interest- A conservative cause
  
• The Poor- Anyone who will vote for liberals but can't make a donation to the DNC
  
• Campaign Finance Reform- What needs to happen when Republicans find legitimate ways to raise more money than Democrats
  
• Right-wing Extremist-
  1. Any Appellate or Supreme Court nomination by a conservative President.
  
• Loophole- Giving a conservative a special tax break
  
• Target Tax Cut- Giving a liberal a special tax break

And proving that in every partisan screed, there is at least one nugget of truth:

• Media Bias- The right-wing slant of The Washington Times, National Review, Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Channel.