Have you invented a sport lately?

A columnist from Wired laments the lack of new sports, until he discovers the joys of Whiffle Hurling, a truly silly and intriguing sport. Involving whiffle bats and balls on a soccer-like field, this is truly the next Olympic sport.

I catch the Whiffle ball with one hand, spin around, and begin dribbling it off my bat as I drive for the goalposts. Damn: I'm swarmed by defensemen frantically waving their bats and trying to block my shot. Taking a dive for it, I spy an opening -- then smash the shot past the goalie.

Woo hoo! I've just scored the first goal in a ferocious game of "Whiffle Hurling."