I laughed for 10 minutes straight

The latest Slashdot poll begins "I write with..." and offers some common responses (pen, pencil, marker). As usual, the user comments add some additional "missing options":

• Pilot G-2 pens
• Fischer Space Pen
  
• manly appendage
• "I write with a lithp, you inthenthitive clod!"

But the winner managed at least three levels of humor, which collided for a good 10 minute belly laugh: