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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Gun taken from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands

Beverly Hills, CA - No more than a few moments after the famous actor expelled his last breath on Sunday, gun rights activists stormed his California home and violated his deathbed to snatch Mr Heston's gun. The move surprised police, though Mr Heston had long been a target of such activists as a leader of the National Rifle Association. Investigators think it may have been this statement that incited the activists and led them to pry Mr Heston's rapidly cooling digits to obtain the colonial musket:

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