Why Calling Dick Cheney Darth Vader is Too Generous

1) Darth Vader served in the military
2) Darth Vader's contractors actually finished their job (i.e. the Death Star)

Nod to Paul Krugman for the hilarious, and honestly very sad, comparison.

Star Wars: A New, Very Short, Hope

If you need that quick taste of nostalgia, try the 5-second Star Wars fix:

Star Wars nerds, your new game is calling

Clear the disappointment of Episode I from your mouth, revitalize your faith in the power of the original trilogy, and find out how the Force can be combined with Legos?!