Quote of the Day

Courtesy of the latest Slashdot poll:

If learning to drive were like learning [Microsoft] Office, parallel parking would be performed with the jackhammer tool and the Create New Curb wizard.

Seen on Slashdot: Sliced Bread

"There can be no question that sliced bread is the greatest invention of all time: it is the yardstick by which all inventions have since been measured."

Credit to Seenonslash.com

I laughed for 10 minutes straight

The latest Slashdot poll begins "I write with..." and offers some common responses (pen, pencil, marker). As usual, the user comments add some additional "missing options":

• Pilot G-2 pens
• Fischer Space Pen
  
• manly appendage
• "I write with a lithp, you inthenthitive clod!"

But the winner managed at least three levels of humor, which collided for a good 10 minute belly laugh: