Greeting cards gone wild

It's rather dismaying to see how the greeting card industry has tried to make just about everything a holiday or celebration. It's Valentine's Day, then Lent, then Passover, then Easter! And don't forget things like communion!

Then there are all the firsts - baby is born, baby's first word, baby's first step.

I'm waiting for the card celebrating "Baby's First Fart - Hope it was a blast!"