Poor Mr Gonzales

After showing that loyalty to a corrupt SOB was his greatest trait, former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is having a bit of trouble finding a new job. Can you imagine that there are law firms that don't want to hire a guy who can't recall...anything?

In honor of his resignation...

...a look at a typical day at the Department of Justice, circa 2006. And the saga of "I don't recall:"

Alberto Gonzales, this song's for you

Almost exactly five months after I called his ouster "pending," the world's greatest insult to justice has decided to resign as Attorney General.

Finally, Alberto, this song's for you:

Why is the lying man still in charge of the law?

That, and other fun questions from Jon Stewart and Company. Let's summit this mountain of obfuscation!

Alberto Gonzales, this song's for you

In the Sunday talk shows (the Congressional opinion forecast service), a lot of Republicans are giving a vote of no confidence in Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. And although it's only been the recent scandal of firing U.S. attorneys general for political reasons, it's also worth noting our lead defender of justice's thoughts on the Geneva Conventions ("quaint") and warrantless wiretapping (it's good for us).

So, in honor of the pending ouster of Gonzales and the victory it represents for civil liberties, rule of law, and the American Way, I dedicate this song to you, Mr. Gonzales.

Update 11:15am: (ignore the video, it's the only way I could find this song)